Ouch

I am on a roll here, two posts in one day.
Another limmerick:

A habitual drunkard named Greer

regarded his rump in a mirror

"Tis a bite mark I see, that was left upon me,

but where it's from isn't too clear."

Limmerick

Here's another one. It has nothing to do with Madonna falling off a horse, though.


...a mustard inspector named Julie

regarded the product quite coolly.

"It's yellow, tis true, but it's not going thru,

until it is stamped by yours trully."

My Madonna-Falls-Off-A-Horse-Limmerick

An untalented rider, Madonna.

She fell off the horse she was on-ah.

She lit on the grass

rubbed her sore ass,

and then bit the horse like a piranha.